Population | 1.19 billion |
Capital | Bottoms Utopia |
Leader | Good Boy |
Currency | walkie |
Animal | Seasalt |
The Disputed Territories of Cringe Furries is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Good Boy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.19 billion Cringe Furriesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bottoms Utopia. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Cringe Furriesian economy, worth 116 trillion walkies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 97,581 walkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, CF-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cringe Furries's national animal is the Seasalt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cringe Furries is ranked 25,634th in the world and 997th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cringe Furries was endorsed by The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon.
- : Cringe Furries was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Cringe Furries was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Furries, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Furries, CF-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Cringe Furries was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Furries, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Furries, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Furries, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Furries, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 113 » Great Bights Mum, Petronellania, Varisland, South Parter, Bankowiata, Atrito, Shibutani, Southern Moosetopia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, North Bratislava, Corfad, Laforeia, Castle In Confidence, Chipoli, PlanetMercury, PotatoFarmers, New Atlantico, TyGerria, Loutsland, Alogiada, Nouvel Empire, Esperonia, Notyoutopia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Kandorith, Former English Colony, Kwaj, New-Ferytland, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Darkanistan, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, Neptunian Military Administration, Grith Neria, Bodhisva, Bedsonya, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Izern, Gayfurries, Sil Dorsett, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Tugupaw, and 63 others.Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Aguaria Major, Republiqueducroissant, Pallaith, Catalis, Lionsroar, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Pinky Queen, Deliber, Rex Republic, Armonker, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, IHateRights, Arucaria, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Kingdom of Time, Siwale, Jeltronian WA Mission, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Zelenaya Dolina, Wellate, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Opis, Dreadton, Texaska, Koda-Land, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Ethnon.